How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Randomize
