If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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