What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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