Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My ass is underappreciated
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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