And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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