so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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