Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Randomize
