is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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