Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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