Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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