I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i think my mom watched the whole time
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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