we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I need a hoe opinion
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