yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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