I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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