I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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