Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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