if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
