I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I am naked and annoyed.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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