I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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