are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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