HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
