You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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