Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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