i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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