guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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