Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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