In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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