i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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