guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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