I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
