I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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