you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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