Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Randomize
