the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
