North Korea, Best Korea!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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