I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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