He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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