But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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