singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
