idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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