I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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