I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I need a beard to bite.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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