omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
