doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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