We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I party with great urgency now.
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