Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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