barbara walters just said penis...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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