talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
only you would photoshop your dick
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Gay?
German.
Pity.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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