Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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