So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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